Squarter

Some one who perform squats only a quarter of the way down

Ray you foolish squarter ,lower the wieght and your ego and squat all the way down, properly.

by Esyes January 25, 2014

Squarter

Someone who squirts poop when being anally penetrated.

ACK

Squarter“That man squarted all over my strap-on”
GLP

by Squarterman January 15, 2018

squarier

For when you want to way squarer but it is so cold and your nipples so hard that you momentarily have an aneunyrsm and a pointless “i”

“All this time i was getting underwear that was shorter and shorter”

“But you needed underwear that was longer and squarier”

by Parsa J. December 15, 2019

Thot Squatter

(Noun) A female attention whore with little or no valuable real world skills other than compulsively squatting on Instagram or social media in yoga pants. A thot squatter is a subspecies of the contemporary bimbo.

You really want to date that bro? Shes such a thot squatter!

by MisterWill December 10, 2018

Squatter

A person, usually homeless, who "squats" in your home for days, weeks, or even months. They overstay their welcome and usually have no where else to go, so they crouch in a corner of somebody else's house and lives, sleeps, eats there as long as they are allowed.

Hey is that dirty squatter still staying at Jimmy's house or did he hop a train to another town?

by KaySauce89 June 7, 2016

Womb Squatter

In similar concept to that of a squatter: a person who settles on land/occupies property without title, right, or payment of rent; a Womb Squatter is an unexpected and possibly unwanted pregnancy. I.e., the fetus is undesirably there and doesn't plan on leaving on its own.
It is a term that you will most likely never hear uttered from the mouth of a pro-lifer .

Janie: Why are you so upset? You've been crying all day... Is everything okay?
Alyssa: Oh Janie, I have a womb squatter. Dylan is going to be so mad at me!
Janie: I am so sorry, Janie. Just remember that, due to a Woman's right to choice, you have options.
Alyssa: I know, I've already been considering my options. But next time, I will definitely remember to use birth control and contraceptives.

by HananaBannah October 21, 2009

Frog squatter

When u spot a friend, stranger, and or family member squatting on the floor and they look like a frog that’s about to pounce/leap their ass in the air so get some air in the crack. And if they ever try to leap they will get air in the crack and more

Oh shit the principal is lookin like a frog squatter again...

by bellsmagsmolls42069_ June 30, 2018