Spunter 

A cross between being a spastic and a munter.

Mark was so ripped last night he picked up a right spunter at the pub. He was that drunk I dont think he even noticed her wheelchair.

Spunter by Manky22 May 28, 2008

Spunkerchief

A crusty, flaking piece of cloth used to clean one's body after an intense night of 'self appreciation'.

I used my spunkerchief to wipe my sex wee of my jazz mag

Spunkerchief by Kevin Watkins February 27, 2004

Sputter Gutter 

another term for the anal cavity of a lady

i shoved my rod deep inside her sputter gutter

Sputter Gutter by robajob October 29, 2010

Spinter’s third law 

Squirting 1-2 spritzes of lube (any flavour or un flavoured) into a zip loc sandwich baggie and using it to jerk off with, simply close the bag and discard it in the trash can when you are finished.

Super horny after seeing your sister mop the floor, do you mind if I go to the shitter and perform Spinter’s third law on myself

Spinter’s third law by Spinter April 7, 2021

shit shunter 

A veiny train that pushes the brown express back into the tunnel.

-"Lord Archer, would you kindly turn round so I can clean your drains?"
-"Ok governor, but hurry it up you shit shunter, I have to write two novels by tea time."

shit shunter by Bob Sometimes September 6, 2004

munter-shunter 

A man who generally engages in sexual intercourse with really ugly women. They are usually only a step up from prison bitches.

Jesus, that Dave's a proper munter-shunter. She looks like a two day old kebab, and smells like it too.

munter-shunter by El burro loco naranja. December 27, 2003

Slunter 

A slunter, is the all purpose male, who hunts for easy sluts on a regular basis.

1.Sluuunntteeeeerrrr
2.Joe you slunter
3.Fuck off oscar you cunt.
4.....Slunnntttterrrr..

Slunter by Skuxxninja May 1, 2011