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Something or someone worthy of being the subject of a person's oneristic tendencies. Something or someone worth wanking over.
"Her baps are spunktastic"
by Machtzu October 18, 2004
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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A Woman of such fine physical stature and beauty that they are to be honoured in such a way that they will receive the full force of the males mangoo anywhere (preferably as a pearl necklace) over their naked body.
Oh my god Vicky! I've seen a lot of porn films in my time but you've got the most Spunktastic tits i've ever seen.
by Techno uk June 03, 2007
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