Spunktacles

Shooting your muck on the face of a willing partner, framing her eyes in thick ropes of jizz.

"How'd you get on last night mate?"

"Sound. Got a BJ off a scuddie behind a skip. Pulled out just in time to give her a pair of spunktacles!"

by cheesybeef February 9, 2010

spunkcicles

Splooge which has been frozen for later use

"margery im to tired tonight, go get the spunkcicles out of the freezer" " i hope you didnt give them to the children again thinking they were lolli pops"

by ilikavigina February 3, 2008

Spunkticle

The spunkticle is a tenticle you shove up your japs eye to refill your sperm

Me: yo Nathan do you have a spunkticle you can let me borrow because my sperm has been down lately

by yo i broke my dick December 2, 2019

Spunkticle

The spunkticle is a tenticle you shove up your japs eye to refill your sperm

Me: yo Nathan do you have a spunkticle you can let me borrow because my sperm has been down lately

by yo i broke my dick December 2, 2019