Sports Bald

To be bald, but in a way that still can be pulled off by the attractive and the athletic as in Matthew Mcconaughey or Bruce Willus.

Jill-So have you seen the new guy Brian in accounting. Kinda cute.
Mary-Cute? Really? Sarah said he was balding.
Jill-Yah, but he's more sports bald.

by Lesley6633 January 6, 2008

Bald spots

A BIG ASS patch of hair missing from someones head. Old people usually have these. People aren`t meant to be BALD!!!!!!

Young person: "Yo..did you see the BIG ASS BALD SPOT on that old granny?! Man that granny FUGLY!!!!"
Old person: "Would`ya pipe down sunny.. your`e enterupting my picnic"

by Stephanie Soquet January 31, 2004

Bald spots

Its not a bald spot, its a solar panel for my bullshit machine

That's one nasty bald spot

by ReadySebbyGo January 27, 2005

sportsball

a term used sarcastically by non-sports fans to show that they don't know or care that much about sports.

person 1: hey man, did you see the soccer game last night?
person 2: nah man I don't watch sportsball

by unusualcaterpillar June 21, 2016

sportsballing

the act of participating either competitively or noncompetitively in an athletic based endeavor occasionally with other humans that usually involves spherical devices but also doesn’t have to because all sports deserve equal representation including ribbon dancing and roshambo.

Let's go sportsballing; we have a new baseball glove to break in.

by iron horse brewery September 18, 2018

Negro sportsball

Basketball

Lebron was playing negro sportsball last night

by Mariwas February 19, 2022

Sportsball

A word used by many, which is often caused by prolonged lack of sun exposure and/or lack of outdoor activity. Users often feel a sense of wit or grandeur when using this word, due to the fact that they are too “intelligent@ to play or be interested in sports, so they feel the need to ridicule anyone that does. Other causes include: banging your head on a table after loosing in geometry dash, dying in Minecraft, and playing too much world of Warcraft

Jack: hey Neville do you want to play catch?
Neville: no, sportsball is stupid and I am too intelligent for your primitive game

by Jxbancdc September 27, 2020