Carl

A llama that kills people and eats hands.

Carl! There is a dead human in our house!

by TubaMaverick April 20, 2022

Speech Team

A group of VERY weird teenagers who spend a lot of their time finding old scripts, writing new scripts, and presenting them to old people that they don't know at 5:00 every Saturday morning to compete for really big trophies and show off their social standards to other schools in their districts

"My speech team piece needs to be cleaner. SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING"

by TubaMaverick January 12, 2010

Sportsball

A general term referring to any and all athletic activities

Person 1: You didn't get the paper into the trash can!

Person 2: I'm sorry, I don't sportsball.

by TubaMaverick March 22, 2018