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A streamlined penis that inflates when needed.
Steve: Dave you're dick is real small.
Dave: Nah mate, it's just a sports cock.
by Kazer72 March 26, 2016
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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After strenuous exercise (e.g. the gym) the penis is extremely deflated and small due to the previous adrenaline pumping activity.
"Good gym session, Pete"

"Yeh, felt awesome, but i've got major sports cock now, Gutted!"
by P.Halliday May 15, 2009
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Sports Cock, compact and tidy when u dont need him,but when u do need him its a sleek love making machine.
He was neither a grower nor a shower, could say he had a sports cock.
by ZenoBoi March 06, 2016
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When a man's penis becomes small and very firm after playing sports and/or doing physical activity.
Bro I can't show it to you right now, I have sports cock
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