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a term used sarcastically by non-sports fans to show that they don't know or care that much about sports.
person 1: hey man, did you see the soccer game last night?
person 2: nah man I don't watch sportsball
by unusualcaterpillar April 06, 2016
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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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Any sport in which a sportser sports for a sports trophy.
Sports ball; That sportser sported so hard they helped win the sports trophy
by 2m8opeach March 30, 2019
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A general term referring to any and all athletic activities
Person 1: You didn't get the paper into the trash can!

Person 2: I'm sorry, I don't sportsball.
by TubaMaverick March 21, 2018
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A generic term for any form of sport involving a ball, and especially those with "ball" in their name. Often derogatory.
Hey, I was hoping to hang out with Jared today, but he would rather watch his silly sportsball on TV.
by Balcerzak March 03, 2007
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A word used by many, which is often caused by prolonged lack of sun exposure and/or lack of outdoor activity. Users often feel a sense of wit or grandeur when using this word, due to the fact that they are too β€œintelligent@ to play or be interested in sports, so they feel the need to ridicule anyone that does. Other causes include: banging your head on a table after loosing in geometry dash, dying in Minecraft, and playing too much world of Warcraft
Jack: hey Neville do you want to play catch?
Neville: no, sportsball is stupid and I am too intelligent for your primitive game
by Jxbancdc September 27, 2020
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