a term used sarcastically by non-sports fans to show that they don't know or care that much about sports.
person 1: hey man, did you see the soccer game last night?
person 2: nah man I don't watch sportsball
person 2: nah man I don't watch sportsball
by unusualcaterpillar June 21, 2016
Get the sportsball mug.A word used by many, which is often caused by prolonged lack of sun exposure and/or lack of outdoor activity. Users often feel a sense of wit or grandeur when using this word, due to the fact that they are too “intelligent@ to play or be interested in sports, so they feel the need to ridicule anyone that does. Other causes include: banging your head on a table after loosing in geometry dash, dying in Minecraft, and playing too much world of Warcraft
Jack: hey Neville do you want to play catch?
Neville: no, sportsball is stupid and I am too intelligent for your primitive game
Neville: no, sportsball is stupid and I am too intelligent for your primitive game
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by TubaMaverick May 14, 2018
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Hey, I was hoping to hang out with Jared today, but he would rather watch his silly sportsball on TV.
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by lexipullen9 November 12, 2010
Get the Sportically Challenged mug.This phrase comes from cricket terminology. In cricket, a shortball is a fast, rising delivery that causes discomfort to the batsman, and can sometimes result in an injury from being struck by the ball.
In social situations, a short ball can be most loosely defined as anything that causes annoyance, discomfort, or rejection.
Sometimes, when saying "Shortball!', people use an accompanying hand action as if to fend the ball away from their chin, similar to a batsman in cricket. Experienced shortballers sometimes only perform the hand action without saying the word, or just abbreviate the phrase to "Short!"
In social situations, a short ball can be most loosely defined as anything that causes annoyance, discomfort, or rejection.
Sometimes, when saying "Shortball!', people use an accompanying hand action as if to fend the ball away from their chin, similar to a batsman in cricket. Experienced shortballers sometimes only perform the hand action without saying the word, or just abbreviate the phrase to "Short!"
1: "Hey mate, are you coming to the pub tonight?"
2: "No mate, I have to watch some paint dry at my house"
1: "Shortball there"
1: "Dude, I got locked outside and had to sleep in the snow!"
2: "Shortball there"
1: "So I got back to her place, and she just wanted to watch movies and talk about feelings!"
2: "Shortball"
2: "No mate, I have to watch some paint dry at my house"
1: "Shortball there"
1: "Dude, I got locked outside and had to sleep in the snow!"
2: "Shortball there"
1: "So I got back to her place, and she just wanted to watch movies and talk about feelings!"
2: "Shortball"
by hammo1405 March 4, 2011
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