Spoem

Spam that is mostly composed of bad poetry for the purpose of trying to hide from spam filters

Example of a spoem :
"In a trice, without warning, a moon wains malignantly, The sun arises to the north, With the moon setting accordingly." g3t c1@L1$ h3@r!

by Plux July 30, 2008

Stinky Shoemaker

Used to describe a 50 year old greazy haired toothless bum still living with his daddy.

Dude Randy is a dirt bag but Scott is a stinky Shoemaker.

Why don't Randy have a girlfriend? He still lives in his daddy's house and a stinky Shoemaker.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022

Greasy Shoemaker

Used in the mechanic trade for a filthy person. Wearing the same clothes for days on end. And never washing their hair.

Scott is a greasy Shoemaker.

After work I should bath but I am a greasy Shoemaker.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 11, 2022

Scott Shoemaker

A lazy 50 year old greazy haired bum living off their dad and son. Also referred to as stinky scooter.

You can't get a girlfriend? What a Scott Shoemaker you dirt bag!

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 7, 2022

speemdrum

A misspelled form of the word 'speedrun' and has no meaning. Often used to get rid of someone on the Internet.

u/rozzachu said, "Hey Matt, just wanted to say thanks for the amazing content, you've helped me feel good on days where I didn't feel to great."
"speemdrum." Matthew replied.

by whitesweetlove April 15, 2022

spooma

Acronym for Shit Popped Out Of My Asshole

when getting upset you say "SPOOMA"

by Tirol Ski December 21, 2006

Spogmai

Spogmai is a very career orientated female, she's sweet and kind. Her laugh is what makes you laugh rather than the actual joke. She's the type to travel non stop without complaining, plane journeys are her favourite. Spogmai is an Afghan/Persian name given to beautiful baby girls. In Pashto 'Spogmai' means moon. If you have a Spogmai in your life then you're a lucky person ;)

Spogmai is the most significant sight to look out for when finding out if it's Eid-Al Fitr (the Arabic word for festival, celebrated by Muslims after Ramadan).

by Omar Akhunzada May 31, 2018