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Spam that is mostly composed of bad poetry for the purpose of trying to hide from spam filters
Example of a spoem :
"In a trice, without warning, a moon wains malignantly, The sun arises to the north, With the moon setting accordingly." g3t c1@L1$ h3@r!

Spoem by Plux July 30, 2008
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Stinky Shoemaker 

Used to describe a 50 year old greazy haired toothless bum still living with his daddy.
Dude Randy is a dirt bag but Scott is a stinky Shoemaker.

Why don't Randy have a girlfriend? He still lives in his daddy's house and a stinky Shoemaker.
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Spoem spoempie Jett’s Poem shoemaker spoom Spem Speem spoe Spom shoeman

Greasy Shoemaker 

Used in the mechanic trade for a filthy person. Wearing the same clothes for days on end. And never washing their hair.
Scott is a greasy Shoemaker.

After work I should bath but I am a greasy Shoemaker.

Scott Shoemaker

A lazy 50 year old greazy haired bum living off their dad and son. Also referred to as stinky scooter.
You can't get a girlfriend? What a Scott Shoemaker you dirt bag!
A misspelled form of the word 'speedrun' and has no meaning. Often used to get rid of someone on the Internet.
u/rozzachu said, "Hey Matt, just wanted to say thanks for the amazing content, you've helped me feel good on days where I didn't feel to great."
"speemdrum." Matthew replied.
speemdrum by whitesweetlove April 15, 2022
Acronym for Shit Popped Out Of My Asshole
when getting upset you say "SPOOMA"
spooma by Tirol Ski December 21, 2006
Spogmai is a very career orientated female, she's sweet and kind. Her laugh is what makes you laugh rather than the actual joke. She's the type to travel non stop without complaining, plane journeys are her favourite. Spogmai is an Afghan/Persian name given to beautiful baby girls. In Pashto 'Spogmai' means moon. If you have a Spogmai in your life then you're a lucky person ;)
Spogmai is the most significant sight to look out for when finding out if it's Eid-Al Fitr (the Arabic word for festival, celebrated by Muslims after Ramadan).
Spogmai by Omar Akhunzada May 31, 2018
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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