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Jimmy Holbert was first used in the early 1990's to describe a worthless drugs addict.

Meth mouth is a good sign or this useless dirtbag.
Hey man you are not going to be able to get a good woman because your a Jimmy Holbert.

Grow some balls Jimmy Holbert!!
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When you think about yourself and your fake friends more than your kids.

Years tend to go by and no one will marry you. Due to the fact that the bar life was your hangout.

This is a sad day for many when Kristy wakes up in her 40's too realize that the bar life was all that mattered.

Don't forget about Joe that loved you the most.
Palmer: Why has nobody married Kristy?

Dan: Dude she can't keep her legs closed!

Palmer: That's what happens when you think that the bar life is got you by the balls.
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A place where drinking and fudge packing Holbert and transgenders go on until the sun comes up. Most often this behavior starts with sucking a big penis or licking a butthole.

There are a few famous crossdressers that got their start in the gay cocaine community. Like Randy and Shaggy two meat smokers that love man meat.
Hey stop touching my dick!! This is Ross Ohio it has become O.K. now Randy openly let tranny's suck him.

Dude where can I get some Kristy Crust on my dick. You don't want that. Yes I do, I have chlamydia juice from C&C already.
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A troll that's a butthole sniffer. Having long hair and a fat butterball face.
Hey look guys it Mike and Shaggy playing cornhole.

You need to shave your shaggy balls.
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Dehner is a name for a skidmark in your underwear. Also a hersheykiss pinched between your buttcheeks or asshair.
We mooned those girls and Mike had a Dehner stuck to his cheeks.

I need to wash my underwear that tranny gave me a Dehner mark.
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A term used for tranny loving college kids that have a below average penis.The sad fact of having a well below average penis size is common in the Ross Ohio community. When you can't please your sexual partner due too being so small in your trousers.
Kristy does Mike have Dehner Dick?
Yes...And so does Sean.

Theresa said Joe does not suffer from Dehner Dick. But instead she suffers from sore vagina.
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The actual term used by Dehner to inhale the seeping gasses that escape the butthole.

Most often while doing the 69 or rusty trombone.
Palmer was caught Fart Sniffing Kristy on her wedding night.

Sean and Nicole take turns Fart Sniffing while sitting at No Worries.
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