shoeman

God of socom, he is a leader and people follow him, people love him for his cock and wish to pound him in his ass, though he will not allow it you gay homo

That shoeman, is a person.

by shoeman March 20, 2003

shoeman

a rod master, one with pole chugging expertise and a keen sense of parachuting. A shoeman has bed gymnastic abilities comprabable only to a moccasin or a tiny.

if only shoeman were here, he'd glue my mums eyes shut. Fucking Shoeman, hes the best and not gay.

by potter the govna' October 11, 2007

shoeman

a) A middle aged male failure who sells women's shoes and supports a family via a minimum wage income.

b) A man who frequently reminisces about his high school rectitude or notoriety.

Al Bundy is a shoeman.

by Patrick Kelleher April 09, 2004

Grieving Shoeman

When someone is grieving the loss of a loved one and while having sex uses his/her tears as lube.

After my Dad's funeral last night I gave that hot blonde a Grieving Shoeman.

by BNArmy November 17, 2008