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Speedrunner 

person who spends all their time trying to spend no time in games
That speedrunner is very fast.

Speedrunner 

Person who beats a game fast
That Speedrunner has the world record any% time
Speedrunner by rosewater0 January 27, 2018

anal speedbump 

I was about to corn-hole this bitch, but I couldn't seem to overlook the numerous anal speedbumps
anal speedbump by 4tran4 January 23, 2011

Saginaw Speedbump 

A hairstyle made popular in Saginaw, Michigan, in which a woman's hair is pulled up into a full or half ponytail and then pushed forward and sprayed, resulting in a bump of hair on the top of her head that makes her skull look convex.
Kyle: Did you have a nice time in mid-Michigan?
Kristi: How did you know I was there?
Kyle: Honey, the Saginaw Speedbump gives it all away.

San Francisco Speedbump 

When you hit a bump in the road while driving and go flying through the air. Meanwhile, your passenger unknowingly slips a dildo under your ass, spearing you as you land back on your seat.
I hit a giant pothole on the highway, and before I knew it, the gay hitchhiker I picked up had given me the San Francisco Speedbump.

Speedrun 

An event where a gamer tries to beat a game as fast as possible or to break a speedrun record.
Gamer 1: Hey dude. Have you seen the speedrun that Gamer 3 did?
Gamer 2: Yeah bro. He broke a record.
Speedrun by rss_atlas April 14, 2019