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speedposting

To write messages on a forum with the speed of a Court clerk using a new reply everytime, Short intervals between posts and ridiculous Amounts(300 posts a day).
Use of the view newpost function is required.
An Example of Speedposting, look at the short intervals in time.
This can go on for hours, So its easy to get 300 a day!

1300 vannelle...G`day.
1300 lynn...Hello
1301 vannelle...well, im fine
1301 daveWL...OIOIOI
1302 vannelle you.
1302 shaggy...Im drunk!
1303 vannelle...ok.
1303 jobz...Bought me a new Vehicle :yes:!
1304 vannelle...What kind?.
1304 l337perv...A Beemer!
1305 vannelle...sure.
1305 denzil...NEIN!
1306 vannelle...Its sunny, 34 degrees celcius.
1306 seniorwhoppy...Bastard!
1307 SpikeBurton...Who has Kids?
1307 Daom...Me, Me, Me
Etc,etc.
by van nelle January 9, 2009
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speedposting

To write messages on a forum with the speed of a Court clerk using a new reply everytime, Short intervals between posts and ridiculous Amounts(300 posts a day).
Use of the view newpost function is required.
An Example of Speedposting, look at the short intervals in time.
This can go on for hours, So its easy to get 300 a day!

1300 vannelle...G`day.
1300 lynn...Hello
1301 vannelle...well, im fine
1301 daveWL...OIOIOI
1302 vannelle you.
1302 shaggy...Im drunk!
1303 vannelle...ok.
1303 jobz...Bought me a new Vehicle :yes:!
1304 vannelle...What kind?.
1304 l337perv...A Beemer!
1305 vannelle...sure.
1305 denzil...NEIN!
1306 vannelle...Its sunny, 34 degrees celcius.
1306 seniorwhoppy...Bastard!
1307 SpikeBurton...Who has Kids?
1307 Daom...Me, Me, Me
Etc,etc.
by van nelle January 10, 2009
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SneedPosting

Sneedposting is the action of talking to people on omegle or spamming people by luring them in and then asking them if they're "into sneed" or something relating to sneed's feed and seed, formerly chucks. And then spamming the copypasta "The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with"Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck"."
Jitz: Hey riley, what have you been doing?
Riley: I've been sneedposting on Omegle
by Jitzwaz June 2, 2021
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Speedpoking

The subtle art of ramming 2 fingers into a soaking Bacon Purse at a speed of no less than 5mph but less than 10 as you don't want to break the speed limit
I was totally Speedpoking the fuck out of the wife last night, fingers were smoking
by Himindoors November 11, 2017
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Speedboating

Guy Lombardo was not just a orchestra leader, he was into speedboating as well.
by Flava Jay December 9, 2008
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