by Dench Neuf Mandem October 16, 2012
Get the WOOFmug. It is a multi-purpose word used in an awkward situation, to disagree, to say gross, to signify a time to laugh, or just to shout out whenever you need it!
by Fogg Dogg November 21, 2011
Get the WOOFmug. how to tell if your an uglyass bitch:
1- your name is heather
2-you date chad hobson
3-your hair looks like something my cat would shit
4-you never brush your teeth
5-you like chad's microscopic penis
6-you look like a racoon! (lighten up on the eyeliner...i would rather date shamoo)
7-CALL JENNY CRAIG!
8-plastic surgery is your friend
9-paper bags are great accessories for going out in public
10-buy a douche...you smell like a fisherman.
11-get a hair cut...(if you know what i mean...tame the beast!)
12-dildo's work better than your whorish hands...stop using your tooth brush! thats why your breath stinks.
.... for all you guys out there, BEWARE OF THE WOOF! Its contageous!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
1- your name is heather
2-you date chad hobson
3-your hair looks like something my cat would shit
4-you never brush your teeth
5-you like chad's microscopic penis
6-you look like a racoon! (lighten up on the eyeliner...i would rather date shamoo)
7-CALL JENNY CRAIG!
8-plastic surgery is your friend
9-paper bags are great accessories for going out in public
10-buy a douche...you smell like a fisherman.
11-get a hair cut...(if you know what i mean...tame the beast!)
12-dildo's work better than your whorish hands...stop using your tooth brush! thats why your breath stinks.
.... for all you guys out there, BEWARE OF THE WOOF! Its contageous!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
by Chad Hobson June 14, 2008
Get the WOOFmug. Woof woof is very similar to grrr as in it means whoever is on the receiving end of it is looking mighty fine. You are also very likely to get laid a lot if people say woof woof to you. It's probably best used towards men however as you dont want the woman to think you mean she is dog which is completely different
You see Johnny Lee Miller, that fit guy out of Shameless or Freddie Ljungberg looking particularly shaggable simply say without the addition of any other words......
Woof woof!
......a deep dirty laugh to follow can add to the impact
Woof woof!
......a deep dirty laugh to follow can add to the impact
by Sue Sutherland January 18, 2005
Get the woof woofmug. Forgot to take my birth control for two days. woof woof.
Dude I have to work this weekend, can't go to dayglow woof woof.
Dude I have to work this weekend, can't go to dayglow woof woof.
by eillomz June 6, 2011
Get the woof woofmug. when a flacid man stands up and violently moves his hips back and forth to make his dick and balls slap his stomach and ass.
by godemmitiwannabeballs. July 24, 2010
Get the woof woofmug.