Spano
Not attending an event with your friends because you have to hang out with your girlfriend or a girl instead.
Spano by Tmills11111 May 31, 2021
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Spano Time
A complete fucking disregard for clocks, schedules, reservations, and anyone dumb enough to wait. Someone operating on Spano Time could be 45 minutes late to their own funeral because they stopped for a sandwich, took a shit, and somehow “lost track of time.” Hunger always takes priority, and “I’m five minutes away” generally means they haven’t put their fucking shoes on yet.
We told him dinner was at 7, so naturally he rolled in at 8:15 carrying takeout he bought on the way to the dinner. Classic Spano Time.
Spano Time by SexyWexy August 8, 2026
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Spanos • Spanontenance • Spano Time • Spanobakarma • spanogians • spanogyny • spanoid • spanoli • Spanoochi • spanoogions
Jessie Spano syndrome
Jessie Spano syndrome by Evilevad December 24, 2014
Shanoya
A beautiful with the potential to make anyone smile,She's smart,kind,genuine and a good friend to everyone she meets❤
Shanoya by Faithlyn Rich January 23, 2017
Spanorkfaknife
a spanorkfaknife is a spoon, fork, knife combination utensil
it is the best utensil to use in any situation
it is used by boy scouts, hippies and sasquatch alike
it is the best utensil to use in any situation
it is used by boy scouts, hippies and sasquatch alike
hippie: hey sasquatch can you pass me a spanorkfaknife, i need to eat some soup then my steak
sasquatch: sure dude, here you go
sasquatch: sure dude, here you go
Spanorkfaknife by Andy the Mexican Candy February 12, 2009
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