Spano 

Not attending an event with your friends because you have to hang out with your girlfriend or a girl instead.

Why weren’t you at the party last night spano?

Spano by Tmills11111 May 31, 2021

Spano Time

A complete fucking disregard for clocks, schedules, reservations, and anyone dumb enough to wait. Someone operating on Spano Time could be 45 minutes late to their own funeral because they stopped for a sandwich, took a shit, and somehow “lost track of time.” Hunger always takes priority, and “I’m five minutes away” generally means they haven’t put their fucking shoes on yet.

We told him dinner was at 7, so naturally he rolled in at 8:15 carrying takeout he bought on the way to the dinner. Classic Spano Time.

Spano Time by SexyWexy August 8, 2026

Jessie Spano syndrome 

A woman who has a phobia of dating men shorter than her.

Josh: Did you get her number?
Chester: Nah man, I am only 5'8", she's got Jessie Spano syndrome.

Jessie Spano syndrome by Evilevad December 24, 2014

shanoy 

Shanoy means the Realest. She's beautiful and kind hearted, that does not want anything but success in life. Shanoy means strong and independent. Sex life bomb.

Damn if only all these girls are like Shanoy.

shanoy by Shayyy M December 22, 2016

Shanoya 

A beautiful with the potential to make anyone smile,She's smart,kind,genuine and a good friend to everyone she meets❤

Mark:Shanoya is so pretty
Jason:I know right,she's lovely

Shanoya by Faithlyn Rich January 23, 2017

Spanorkfaknife 

a spanorkfaknife is a spoon, fork, knife combination utensil

it is the best utensil to use in any situation

it is used by boy scouts, hippies and sasquatch alike

hippie: hey sasquatch can you pass me a spanorkfaknife, i need to eat some soup then my steak

sasquatch: sure dude, here you go

Spanorkfaknife by Andy the Mexican Candy February 12, 2009

brandon sanor 

a shit human lol

ew brandon sanor he’s yucky

brandon sanor by chxjdjshsusvygii January 3, 2021