spanoid

a person who momentarily commits an act of sheer stupidity...

someone trying to open a bottle of wine with the bottle cap opener side of a bottle opener/cork screw thing.

"you spanoid..."

by Eden Dunn June 15, 2008

supanoid

The act of being extremely paranoid, after taking a controlled substance.

A: Yo lets spark this junt!

B: Nah mayne, Im supanoid right now...

by John Dizzoe January 9, 2008

spamoid

An insult. Used to describe a person as idiotic, foolish, clumsy, and slightly geeky.

Ste: "Why are you soaked in beer?"
Andy: "Because Ian the Spamoid just spilled my pint all down me!"

by Manx bloke October 28, 2006

SPAZOID

Someone who totally freaks out over little or nothing.

Mostly done by SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS or the mentally ill.

Darin is freaking put because some disagreed with him; he is such a SPAZOID.

by Dan D Doty October 9, 2018

spazoidian slip

A spazoidian slip is when the mighty spazoid slips into an analzoidian frame of mind,not permanent, and can be used as a building block to strengthen the mind to become a better spazoid.

"The last couple of days I had a major spazoidian slip,it was scary, but my stronger,new and beautiful being emerged."

by KING SPAZOID - Daniel L. March 25, 2008

king spazoid

King spazoid is the guy in Colorado,who rules the spazoidian empire. Always willing to listen and help all who truly seek peace and unity.

"That King spazoid never ceases to amaze me."

by KING SPAZOID - Daniel L. March 23, 2008

Spanidar

Spanidar, a combination of Spanish and radar, which simply means the ability or gift of being able to detect Spanish around you.

-Hola! Como estas?
-Whoa! Spanish! My Spanidar is going crazy!

by SharpLz May 30, 2009