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someone who likes their mouth south of the boarder.
He really likes oral sex, he must be a southener.
Southener by chazzington January 21, 2021

souvenereal 

A sexually transmitted disease picked up as a reminder (souvenir) of a sexual encounter.
That’s was a fantastic one night stand at the weekend. I didn’t get her phone number but she’s left me with a right souvenereal.

I’m heading to the doctors now!
souvenereal by Chrish77 February 18, 2020

stool softeners

humorous term for in-car seat warmers
Dude, i'm freezing my balls off in here. Doesn't this car have stool softeners?
stool softeners by JSMAX October 6, 2010

Southernectomy 

A strenuous, hopeless attempt to remove abject ignorance--thinking borne out of systematic and pervasive, life-long misinformation, confirmation bias and offensive, contemptible ideology--found almost exclusively below the Mason-Dixon Line.
The Southernectomy failed! We simply couldn't save her from herself. She will remain forever enslaved by the failed, backward-thinking, knuckle-dragging mentality of bible-belt ideology.
Southernectomy by YAWA May 23, 2018

Sorthener 

A person from the south of England who embraces northern culture i.e Brown sauce, steak and ale pies, mushy peas, Oasis, Adidas sambas and the Happy Mondays. Sortheners are often found north of Watford gap trying to blend in.
Richard: Are you staying down here this weekend
Alex: Nah mate I'm heading to Manchester to see an Oasis tribute band
Richard: You dirty Sorthener!
Sorthener by Dhamio6587 December 27, 2013

The Marching Southerners

God's gift to musicians. World reknown marching band. The greatest band-family to ever be apart of or even see live.
Youtube "The Marching Southerners" and have your mind BLOWN
The Marching Southerners by melloGirl December 18, 2012
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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