Warmers 

12 post drinking chomp items glazed with love, created by a machine and brought forth to this world via conveyor belt. Placed in a box which is set on your lap for the car-ride home. The warmth which radiates from this cardboard treasure chest into your loins assures you of the miracle to come.

"Warmers run bro...No you go...Faggot! I went last time!...Fuck you, I'll go."
"Sorry man, I have no change for you, I spent my money on Warmers. Get the fuck away from my car before I stab you in the fucking face with my Jim Wagner Reality Based Blade! Mother Fucker!"
"Kill that Warmer bro, before it becomes a Lone-Ass Lefty."

Warmers by Death Machine August 5, 2008

warmers 

A box of warmers is a dozen hot fresh-off-the-line donuts from Krispy Kreme, and you better get the traditional glazed. Available in the mornings and evenings while the neon sign is lit, and embodying a degree of deliciousness that leads to vigorous consumption.

"Making a warmers run"
"yeahh, fuckin' warm-ass warmers dude"
"who ate the lone-ass lefties from last night, that was going to be my goddamn breakfast"

warmers by RainbowSampson July 5, 2008

Warmers 

Those people who believe the supposed warming of the earth is being caused by humans, specifically, those of the industrialized nations. They, for some reason, ignore the fact that the earth has been around for four BILLION years and its temperature has been increasing and decreasing during this whole time. The science on AGW, as they call it, is not only Not Settled, but is being found to be corrupted (see ClimateGate).
They have the same religious zeal as many of the Truthers and Birthers.

Al Gore, All Liberals, All Socialists, and most Democrats are "Warmers".

Warmers by SLK4 February 12, 2010

Warmers 

Those people who believe the supposed warming of the earth is being caused by humans, specifically, those of the industrialized nations. They, for some reason, ignore the fact that the earth has been around for four BILLION years and its temperature has been increasing and decreasing during this whole time. The science on AGW, as they call it, is not only Not Settled, but is being found to be corrupted (see ClimateGate).
They have the same religious zeal as many of the Truthers and Birthers.

Al Gore, All Liberals, All Socialists, and most Democrats are "Warmers".

Warmers by SLK4 February 12, 2010

pit warmers 

Breasts that are so large or droopy that when a woman lies on her back, the hang into her armpits. See also: Pit Hangers.

That jogger should tuck those pit warmers into her pants before someone gets hurt.

pit warmers by serialkitten February 4, 2004

ankle warmers 

Panties. This is because panties are often found wrapped
around the ankles during sex.

For blondes, panties are better used as ankle warmers since
they are so rarely found around their waste.

ankle warmers by Gnomercy October 2, 2006

Bench Warmers 

The best message board/newsgroup on the interwebs. It's a free board on Villanova University's recruiting site on Rivals.com. There, people will find many creative and classy posters who come up with robust comments on a daily basis that will "alt"er the way people think. It's the birthplace of the Urban Dictionary phrases BB2N and SJU (PA) (LOL) (WTF).

username1: Have you read some of the stuff they post on Bench Warmers?

username 2: If you don't like it, don't read it.

username 3: It's Official: Bench Warmers is the best site on the INET.

Bench Warmers by goofyone June 1, 2011