Sorthener 

A person from the south of England who embraces northern culture i.e Brown sauce, steak and ale pies, mushy peas, Oasis, Adidas sambas and the Happy Mondays. Sortheners are often found north of Watford gap trying to blend in.

Richard: Are you staying down here this weekend
Alex: Nah mate I'm heading to Manchester to see an Oasis tribute band
Richard: You dirty Sorthener!

Sorthener by Dhamio6587 December 27, 2013

stool softeners

humorous term for in-car seat warmers

Dude, i'm freezing my balls off in here. Doesn't this car have stool softeners?

stool softeners by JSMAX October 6, 2010

The Marching Southerners

God's gift to musicians. World reknown marching band. The greatest band-family to ever be apart of or even see live.

Youtube "The Marching Southerners" and have your mind BLOWN

The Marching Southerners by melloGirl December 18, 2012

northener 

Anybody who lives north of Nottingham. Generally a friendly species who enjoy greeting as many people as possible, talk in an undecipherable slang and having tea as the evening meal. Home to a fair few chavs but this pales in comparison to the one's which reside in London.

I just met this northener, nice fella.

northener by Wozza December 27, 2004

Dumb Southerner 

What Donald Trump really thinks of his base as.

Flunky: Mr. President, what do you think of your Attorney General?
Trump: “This guy is mentally retarded. He’s this dumb Southerner ."

Dumb Southerner by yourmamatoo September 5, 2018

Southerner 

One who identifies with Southern culture and/or customs

John Whelchel is a southerner

Southerner by WhatI'lldotoberight December 31, 2008

Softener 

Something a man thinks of when he is aroused to help him lose his erection.

My boss is so hot, I have to keep a picture of mom on my desk as a softener.

Softener by Airen521 February 7, 2021