JSMAX's definitions

nessesbian

A girl whose attractiveness or weight forces her to declare herself a lesbian. Frequently occurs after a formerly cute chick becomes overweight or otherwise ages or lets herself go and finds herself losing the attentions of men that she once enjoyed. Proclaiming her homosexuality attracts a different kind of, but still welcome, attention from both curious men and adventurous women.

that girl really let herself go so now she's a nessesbian

by JSMAX November 3, 2010

stool softeners

humorous term for in-car seat warmers

Dude, i'm freezing my balls off in here. Doesn't this car have stool softeners?

by JSMAX October 6, 2010