Chrish77's definitions

Generation D

The Demograhic cohort following the Millenials; those born from 1995 onwards.

The full title of “Generation Daddy-issues” (Gen D) adequately summarises this generation.

I see Sarah has got herself a new guy. He’s 37 years older than her, she’s so Generation D.

by Chrish77 January 27, 2020

Too woke to poke

Used to describe a man who’s so woke he can’t bring himself to touch a ladies genitalia.

Sam: Curtis and Susan seem to have been getting on well, I bet she’ll be getting fingered in the toilets later.

Tony: Not a chance, Curtis is too woke to poke!

by Chrish77 February 3, 2020

Chrish Check-in

Convincing a hotel to let you check-in super early because you’re only going there to fuck.

Luckily the hotel let us have a Chrish check-in because she was gagging to be fucked senseless.

by Chrish77 October 27, 2018

arse herpes

The ultimate sexually transmitted disease, suggestive of slutty sexual behaviour.

Mary: “hey you bastard you’ve given me herpes”
Dave: “most likely arse herpes”

by Chrish77 August 3, 2019

Chrish

An older man dating a much younger woman, typically less than half his age.

Look at that cute girl over there with her daddy chrish

by Chrish77 February 28, 2019

souvenereal

A sexually transmitted disease picked up as a reminder (souvenir) of a sexual encounter.

That’s was a fantastic one night stand at the weekend. I didn’t get her phone number but she’s left me with a right souvenereal.

I’m heading to the doctors now!

by Chrish77 February 18, 2020