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Super + Dorks. A group of super dorks.
"the conversation is about to change to comics and quantum physics, the sorks have arrived"
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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(n) A person who insinuates themselves into a conversation by making snide, caustic or asinine comments completely off the topic of said conversation in an attempt to bring the subject around to center on themselves.
She's really being a sork today.

She is always a sork.

Wow, what a sork!
by Bikn Undkliminrockankikinbutt November 30, 2008
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(v) To insert one's genitals into a sharpener of pencils until full and total castration is in effect.
"I'ma sork your groin!"
by Sarah Lover November 27, 2003
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