Sork

Super + Dork. A super dork.

"the conversation is about to change to comics and quantum physics, the sorks have arrived"

by frenchasfries September 08, 2017

Sork

Like Nork but against South Koreans

Have you ever heard that Sork song? It's called Gangnam Style

by Porg009 October 26, 2019

Sork

(n) A person who insinuates themselves into a conversation by making snide, caustic or asinine comments completely off the topic of said conversation in an attempt to bring the subject around to center on themselves.

She's really being a sork today.

She is always a sork.

Wow, what a sork!

by Bikn Undkliminrockankikinbutt November 30, 2008

Sork

(v) To insert one's genitals into a sharpener of pencils until full and total castration is in effect.

"I'ma sork your groin!"

by Sarah Lover November 28, 2003

Sork

When someone or something called Mork is sexually attracted to themself. Sork is a combination of sex and Mork. Usually when someone is Sork they are very diffrent and weird. When you meet someone who says they're Sork you can expect them to be socially awkward.

Guy: damn, I'm so sexually frustraded!!
Mork: Not me, I get all the sexual satisfaction I need from myself!
Guy. how????
Mork: I'm Sork!

by rottehalen express December 01, 2021

Sorks

Super + Dorks. A group of super dorks.

"the conversation is about to change to comics and quantum physics, the sorks have arrived"

by frenchasfries September 08, 2017

sorking

Pretending to be productive while actually screwing around on you computer during work hours.

When I walked by my secretary's desk she looked so hard at work, but then I caught my her sorking again when I walked up behind her and saw that she was playing on the internet instead of working on my letter that needed to go out.

by Conner Osborne May 13, 2005