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n. 1. What you receive when something very bad happens to you or you don't execute on something the way you planned it.
John really got the somph when he threw that pitch.
Somph by Gregg Czarnecki April 22, 2004
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Sompanzees 

The sompanzee (colloquially somp) is a more developed relative than its close primate, chimpanzee, with an IQ of 68.
Sompanzees are from the Horn of continent, while the chimpanzees in the forests of Central Africa loitering their time in the treetops, unlike their hard-working somp relatives who are coastal seafarers and tireless observers e.g. in the malls abroad.
Sompanzees by O. W. Tongueincheek August 29, 2023
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I know a wonderful woman named Sokphea

Sokphea is a woman as beautiful and unique as her name. Very strong and corageous, genuine and loving.

Sokphea is a name which is too great to appear on novelty keychains, magnets etc..
Sokphea is the name of an amazing woman.
Sokphea by Superman SC February 24, 2010

Somehow Palpatine Returned 

Line by Poe Dammeron in Rise of Skywalker. This line alone explains how shit the movie was.
"How was rise of skywalker? I don't know but somehow palpatine returned"

somthing 

When you spelled "something" wrong like a dumbass.
Really you spelled "somthing" wrong go think about your life choices.
somthing by Mystery Womble May 13, 2018
Most typically used on the Pine Ridge Reservation, Somehow is a word that is typically used to describe something, or someone in a negative way. The word can also be used as a synonym to describe something or someone who’s being “weird” or “unusual”.
Rez Kid “Fok man, I tried to snag her but she was acting all somehow”
Rez Kid 2 “Not eve ‘dis guy.”

Rez Uncle “Nephew, come help me with my car. It’s been acting all somehow lately”
Somehow by Desmond Culler May 24, 2022

Simphiwe 

A good loving person, beautiful and very sweet. They never let anything get in there way and they are very short tempered yet know how to control it. I must say you'd really be lucky to get a Simphiwe in your life
"That Simphiwe chick is for keeps"
Simphiwe by Keeyahna November 23, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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