Solo1

1. (n.) One who is made to bear the blame of anything that goes wrong, regardless of the contributions of others.
See also: Scapegoat, Whipping Boy, Bitch, Patsy, Fall Guy

2. (v.) The act of playing with oneself. See also: Masturbation, Jacking Off, Pocket Pool,Corking the Bat, Wacking Off, Flogging the Dolphin, Choking the Chicken, Beating the Meat, Beating the Bishop, Wanking, Rub One Out, Firing Off Some Knuckle Children, etc.

Solo1 (n.):
1. Someone shat in the pool and Solo1 is taking the fall.
2. Even though I watched Ren cum on the carpet, we blamed it on Solo1.
3. Someone crashed NO, we need a Solo1 now!

Solo1 (v.)
1. After a long night of rejection Barry went home to solo1.
2. Watching his neighbor undress through her window was so exciting Barry just had to solo1!
3. Barry needed a woman so badly but unfortunatly spent another night solo1-ing while watching asain porn.

by Dabison March 29, 2009

Tuba solo

A deep, low-pitched fart

"The last time I ate that much chili, I was doing tuba solos all night. My wife had to go sleep on the couch."

by Crossfire905 December 25, 2012

Psycho-Solon

Solon was was an ancient philosopher from Athens who is credited for the primordial ideas the gave rise to contemporary democracy.

Attaching the name of the ancient Athenian democratic reformer Solon to the word “psycho” is an ironic usage to point to the latest trend in American democracy where extreme and unprepared citizens can be elected to public office with disastrous results.

I’m torn about Psycho-Solon Lauren Bobert. I can’t stand her ideas or public persona; BUT, SHE LOOKS GOOD IN TIGHT BLACK JEANS AND PUMPS!!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 29, 2021

soloer

One who solos everything.

Krole is a gigantic soloer

by Joe Notaman March 9, 2005

pulling a Han Solo

When someone says "I know" in reply to " I love you. "

Usually for either people who don't like replying "I love you (too)" in public (or at all), or people just trying to be clever. Has the effect of making a girl want to punch you (as a jerk ) and want to make out with you (as a bad boy ) at the same time.

Taken from " Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back", where Leia reveals to Han that she loves him, and Han replies, "I know."

Girlfriend: "So... I told him I loved him."
Her friend: "What did he say?"
GF: "He ended up pulling a Han Solo"
HF: "NO. WAY."
GF: "Yah. So I punched him on his shoulder."
HF: "And then?"
GF: "We just made out the rest of the movie."

by omg72pfm August 29, 2011

Oh solo mio

It’s all about ME, MYSELF and I.
Nobody got you, like you got you.
Loyal Loner with moxy

Trust me, I’m going to head on over to meeting oh solo mio.
That one is a handful of oh solo mio.

by Mslorilove November 13, 2020

solosexual

adjective or noun. One who prefers masturbation over other forms of sex.

Gloria Stewart, actress and solosexual said: "I do not need a man. I am devoted to masturbation. I think it’s probably one of the most pleasurable experiences in life. I had and have no guilt whatsoever when it comes to pleasuring myself."

by hotwhispers October 28, 2009