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A badass mofo that makes you train until your eyes bleed out. He has the most awesome hairstyle ever, which is shaved and always classy. He can kick your ass with his mind. Don't mess with him by knocking over his bike or taking his aces.
God dang he's acting like a Mio, my eyes are bleeding out!
by Josh Marzilly November 06, 2007
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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Mio is a little cat, from the french Cartoon Mio & Mao. Often used if you have a kitten, who sounds funny.
"Mio, why do you have to make such noise?" - "Mio Mao Mio Mao La la la la la"
by suddenlyisee November 13, 2007
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Really potent/ concentrated drink mix that comes in a cute little silver bottle. Drink it straight up if your bad, take the strawberry watermelon one and squeeze it all over the school so it looks like someone was murdered if your badder. Comes in flavors such as Peach tea and Berry Pomegranite. Works better than Crystal Light
Carl: Yo check it out dude that kids drinking mio straight out of the bottle!

Dave: Ew dude! Hey lets squirt red mio all over the water fountain so no one will drink from it! hahahah!
by tratralalllala January 18, 2012
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The cutest girl in the universe. She radiates happiness and is super fun to be around. She loves being around people and getting outside the house. She is super kind and caring towards everyone. She has the best sense of humor, resulting in being very popular at school and around boys. She is the most perfect human you will ever meet.
“Do you know Mio?”
“No, isn’t she super popular tho?”
by Banpel98 March 10, 2019
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Mio is a bully. If you ever meet a Mio steer clear. She is probably racist and will refer to you as rat instead of your real name.
Friend 1: Hey man have you met Mio?
Friend 2: why would you meet Mio she’s a piece of shit and such a bully steer clear from her!!!!!!!
by Avocado————— April 22, 2020
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