Tuba solo

A deep, low-pitched fart

"The last time I ate that much chili, I was doing tuba solos all night. My wife had to go sleep on the couch."

by Crossfire905 December 25, 2012

Hallowanksmas

A season of frenzied Christmas retailing, occasionally incorporating some elements of Halloween and Thanksgiving, lasting from around Labor Day to the start of New Year's Week Dec. 26th.

Last August, I saw bags of chocolate Santas next to the Halloween candy at the store. I swear, Hallowanksmas starts earlier and earlier every year.

by Crossfire905 November 03, 2012

bloxinfluvar

Something that reads like random letters on an eye test chart. From the comic strip "The Duplex."

Eno: "BLOXINFLUVAR!"
Optometrist: "One letter at a time, please."

by Crossfire905 October 13, 2008

Blockbluster

An expensive, overly-hyped movie which turns out to be a major flop.

"Heaven's Gate" and "Ishtar" were two of the worst blockblusters ever made.

by Crossfire905 January 14, 2010