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Snowlane 

An occurrence in cities that get snow where roads that may have once been nicely divided into 3 lanes turn into two very distinct lanes due to the tracks which are repeatedly driven in. Such snowlanes adhere to no actual laws, rhyme or reason but merely the easiest and most common paths to drive. At any given time you may find that the snowlane you are driving in appears to be directly in the middle of two lanes and the dividing line is right in the middle of your lane. This is acceptable and there's really nothing you can do until the snow plows clear it, or if its forged in ice, the spring comes.
"What the fuck, the white line is right in the middle of this snowlane"
"Ya in the spring there's actually three lanes on this road but I guess it got turned into two snowlanes"
Snowlane by weezybabyF January 5, 2009
Related Words
1. A massive pokemon
2. A massive human usaully a hurtful nickname
guy-Conner Klein is a fucking snorlax.
girl-I know he is so massive holy shit!
Snorlax by Osubuckeye February 21, 2009

Snodland 

Proper shit town, full of druggos , crackheads, and little chavs, if you live on saltings road you are definitely living on benefits and live off beans and bread, The cricket meadow is where all the alcoholics and little wannabe roadmen hang out. Proper nonces roaming the place, andys kebab is a banger tho.
Snodland? I’d rather live in syria!
Snodland by Lizard squad October 27, 2020

Snorlando 

Rare Snorlax evolution that evolves Orlando's into lazy IT technicians who sleep on the job.
God damn it, we hired a Snorlando. Good luck getting tickets resolved now.
Snorlando by Dick Picker August 30, 2023
A huge blue pokemon with a light coloured tummy and face.
Snorlax is a very cute pokemon!!!
Snorlax by I like snorlax February 20, 2018

Snorlax Roma

An expression used to describe awkward situations where you don't know how to react to something.
Serena: "Hey guys whats up im so cute today"
Pit: "Snorlax Roma 😳"
Snorlax Roma by amogus sus December 14, 2021