Proper shit town, full of druggos , crackheads, and little chavs, if you live on saltings road you are definitely living on benefits and live off beans and bread, The cricket meadow is where all the alcoholics and little wannabe roadmen hang out. Proper nonces roaming the place, andys kebab is a banger tho.
Saul: Man, the weather has been saying' all day that there was a threat of sever thunder storms tonight but the only rain is 50 miles away. This has turned out to be a real borenado.
When you are have weird crushes on humans that look like snorlax's... Can be awkward turtle when you are in the vicinity as you are obsessed by the thought of a winking snorlax
Dude... Brick is such a snorlaxophile... He starts winking uncontrollably.