Snoflake

Hyper-sensitive people who become offended on behalf of others... for fictional fantasies and futuristic, "what ifs..."

Snowflakes insult the intelligence of those who they become offended FOR;

because snowflakes refuse to allow anyone to speak-up for themselves on issues that the snowflake has absolutely ZERO personal connection to.

They just love to nit-pick details and be nasty-bitches, and any slight, no matter how harmless, will do.

We had to cancel Halloween this year when a Snoflake complained that EVERY costume was offensive

Snoflake by mysticklemom October 30, 2018

Trumpista Snowflake

A Trump supporter who get defensive and angry when someone criticizes Trump, even though they were thrilled and were fully supportive of Trump when he criticized people, especially Obama.

Look at all these whiny Trumpista Snowflakes! It was cool when Trump knocked Obama for 8 years. Now when their guy gets criticized, they turn into crying little bitches!

Trumpista Snowflake by 84 Locusts August 31, 2017

2A Snowflake 

A gun rights advocate whose mind is incapable of accepting even the most reasonable limits on the Second Amendment.

Congressman: "I propose that we place a 10 megaton limit on personal nuclear devices."
2A Snowflake: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

2A Snowflake by Cletus Pickens October 17, 2019

Smelted Snowflake 

The effect that occurs when the Snowflake realizes they are entitled to nothing, they're not that special at all and should've developed thicker skin throughout life. They are melting uncontrollably because they are no longer in denial of the false reality and construct that they have believed about themselves, hence smelted.

Dutch was getting a little offended over some of the ribbing from his fantasy football cohort. That was the moment his buddy Zicky Gervais realized what was occurring Dutch was at the beginning of the process of becoming a Smelted Snowflake.

Smelted Snowflake by Hixxz68 November 7, 2019

Throwing Snowflakes 

Baseball term: When a pitcher throws a multitude of different pitches in order to keep his opponent guessing.

Bumgarner is throwing snowflakes tonight. No two the same.

Throwing Snowflakes by Maxxpowers October 31, 2014

Texas Snowflake 

The act of flaking dried ejaculate off of one's Penis onto the outstretched tongue of the partner after unprotected Vaginal penetration.

My girlfriend gets very emotional when I give her a Texas Snowflake because it reminds her of when she was a child and caught falling snowflakes on her tongue.

Texas Snowflake by Crazypatty July 16, 2009

Toasted Snowflake

The little pieces of dried poop covered toilet paper that fall from one’s butt crack. A sign of poor wiping technique

As I walked around the house in my underwear little toasted snowflakes were sprinkled across my hardwood floors.

Toasted Snowflake by Monty Burns May 7, 2020