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Pronunciation “maa who dee”

Mockery with an element of patronisation for being in a shitty mood.

Great term to use for when the wife is having an unnecessary bitch fit.

Mahoody can be spoken in child like manner to encourage full rage from spouse.
“Are you in a mahoody again sweetheart?”

“Dont get all mahoody, you’ll end up #motional

“Ooh I wonder who’s in a big mahoody today; yeah wittle gwumpy mahoodies isn’t we “
Mahoody by pornzi April 1, 2024

Motional 

Mockery term for emotional.

Typically mocking with slight patronising manner when describing someone being emotional.
“She was all motional because she only got 2 thumbs up for her selfie post”

“ omg dude stop being motional, harden the f up and powertoke a lunger buster.”

“Looks who’s got all motional from their mahoody”
Motional by pornzi April 1, 2024
A term used for a person with special needs, disability enabled or handicapped; can be used to describe a challenging situation.
That guy is captained

“Park in the Captain carpark, nobody’s using it”

“That is a Captain idea mate”
Captain by pornzi May 1, 2023

Gwinging 

When a woman is horny and her vagina is open wide.

Having a wide on is her gwinging. Female version of a males hard on.
After watching a raunchy romantic movie Sharon was gwinging.

Elisha was gwinging by the time Shaun pulled out his member.

Kay drenched her panties from gwinging.
Gwinging by pornzi May 8, 2020

Shelling 

Shelling is the removal of finished cigarette ends; ie cigerarette butt tobacco

Typically shelling is to supply the addict with a new cigarette using left over tobacco when a new packet is unaffordable to obtain.

Shelling usually occurs 1 to 2 days before government benefits or a low wage income has been received.

Simply “Shelling” is the removal of tobacco from a used cigarette.

The word Shell’s is used as a singular cigarette butt.
Andrew spent an hour shelling Tobacco from a days pavement sweeping.

“Hi John, I only have shells for our cigarettes tonight”
Shelling by pornzi May 6, 2020
Kiwi (New Zealand) term for tobacco cigarette.
Ben exhausted the neighbours ashtray of mucknee butt rolls.

Can I pinch a mucknee from you?

John had shared his last mucknee with liam in hope they will purchase the next pack of ducknicks.
Mucknee by pornzi July 31, 2019

powertoke 

Term used for excessive inhalation of any form of smoke.

Normally exhibited whilst inhaling cannabis, tobacco or methamphetamine smoke.
Jess optioned for a powertoke approach on the glass to avoid a second burn.

Liam attempted a powertoke of cabbage on the bucket bong but coughed as if it was a lunger buster

Shaun powertoked back to back lunger busters
powertoke by pornzi July 31, 2019