Snodland

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Proper shit town, full of druggos , crackheads, and little chavs, if you live on saltings road you are definitely living on benefits and live off beans and bread, The cricket meadow is where all the alcoholics and little wannabe roadmen hang out. Proper nonces roaming the place, andys kebab is a banger tho.

Snodland? I’d rather live in syria!

Snodland by Lizard squad October 27, 2020

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Snodland

so, i live here and can easily say you cant walk around at night without thinking someone around the corner is about to try stab you with a makeshift knife made of broken vape pods. cricket meadow is the crack spot and i got offered weed there. nobody in the town has lungs to sustain themself above 27

friend 1: you wanna go down to Snodland?
friend 2: yeah lets just avoid the cricket meadow dont wanna get shanked by a crackhead thats 3k in debt

Snodland by SnodlandDominoes March 3, 2021

Snodland

a small town in Kent, southeast of england. It consists of 3 schools 2 parks shops and houses.

Person 1: I live in Snodland
Person 2: Isnt that a small town?

Snodland by Kirkazoid95 May 25, 2011

Snodland

If u go to holmesdale just kys

Yeah init fam I go to holmesdale init cus I get all girls becuase I smoke week and dat ,snodland tings init

Snodland by Henry2splashy October 29, 2020

Sondland’s Jigsaw

A reference to the fact that so many elements of Ambassador Gordon Sondland’s story about the US-Ukrainian hijinks clearly simply do not fit together.

We just call it Sondland’s Jigsaw, it’s utterly crazy-complicated but if someone among us were a Mensa member, they may be able to assemble this puzzle somehow!

Sondland’s Jigsaw by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

Snorlando

Rare Snorlax evolution that evolves Orlando's into lazy IT technicians who sleep on the job.

God damn it, we hired a Snorlando. Good luck getting tickets resolved now.

Snorlando by Dick Picker August 30, 2023

Scodland

Scodland is the country of American-Scottish people

Scodland is the country of Gerard Butler

Scodland by Alecjw06 October 8, 2020

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026