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When you sneeze, fart and shit
Just did a snitshit, 85 on top
snitshit by pettysniff September 18, 2021

shitshitshit 

A scientific term used by chemistry students in certain cases:
a: you just spilled boiling acid down your pants
b: you just knocked the bunsen burner over and set fire to your pants
c: you just swung your arm through the bunsen burner flame and set fire to your lab coat.
d:you knocked the bunsen burner over and set fire to the teacher's pants.
e: you set fire to your eyebrows

Can be used interchangably with: ohshit ohfuuuuuck! fuck!
a:
student A:- shitshitshit
student B:- WTF?
student a:- I just knocked the acid all over myself.
student B:- Oh. Ok.

b:
student a:- I'm telling you it was like that when I got here.
student b:- you're pants are on fire!!!!!!
student a:- Are you calling me a liar?
student b:- Eeeep!

etc. etc.

shitshit 

noun: busy work that you really don't want to do but it must be done otherwise you are screwed.

Pronunciation is off the tongue, very quickly and rapidly stated
Damn, I need to get a lil' shitshit done by tomorrow.

AGH you forgot to do the shitshit for homework!?!?! You're screwed dude, you may as well eat the shitshit now.
shitshit by bigdbag May 26, 2007

Shitshitballs 

When 2 people shit on your balls. Often happens at an orgy.
Hey bro wanna shitshitballs?
Shitshitballs by pepisman September 20, 2021

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit

When no grill cheese
me: Im hungry

me, about to make a grilled cheese realizing that im out of cheese: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit

roomate: bro whats wrong

me: I wanted to make grilled cheese but were out of cheese

roomate: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit

Snit Shit 

A female fart. A very unpleasant human being. A fingerlicker. A human waste of precious oxygen. She was the little bitch in school that always taddled. You know who they are. Uptight, therefore nasty. Very insecure and pretentious. Essentially invisible. Don't have to look too hard to see them, but kind of hard because of their non assertive nature.
"That snit shit that just attempted conversation was a nervous nelly with a giant butt plug in her ass with no lube."
Snit Shit by LesbianInTraining December 14, 2012
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