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Snoozery  

A lengthy conversation or email about something so boring it causes attention deficit disorder, and/or narcolepsy due to extreme disinterest.
Oh geez, that guy likes to tell me all the details of his boring work issues from start to finish - what a Snoozery !
Snoozery by KeiraC March 29, 2009
Words you can keep
a person who doesnt really DO anything. Generally they look busy but are not really achieving anything, they may as well be asleep.
That guy is a snoozer.
snoozer by rizzle69 June 20, 2005

Tube Snoozer

Someone who needs or tends to leave the television on to help them sleep. Usually rerunning a movie or tv show they've seen so many times to comfort (or bore) them to sleep.
Dave: Your wife Rhonda watches the same freakin' movie every night. Why?
Brent: It makes her fall asleep...and now it makes me fall asleep cuz its freakin' mind-numbing.
Dave: Dear God... I'm surrounded by tube snoozers.
Tube Snoozer by PDXJohnny99 April 11, 2013

Boggle Snoozer 

Saying goodbye to the people around you in an informal way. (Bye bye, losers!)
Boggle Snoozer by AshtonTheSeagull November 2, 2022
An unbelievably boring, useless meeting at work, probably impeding on your lunch hour, or happening right after lunch, at which you find it impossible to pay attention because the guy leading the meeting sucks, what he is talking about sucks, and all you can think about is going to the breakroom later with your hott chick friend to talk about her weekend.
Good lord, that planning meeting yesterday was a freakin snoozer. I think that wanker guy Jim caught me with my eyes closed at least twice.
snoozer by LevelHeadedBoy August 18, 2017
A perfectly timed sexual experience that occurs during the interval between one buzz of the alarm clock snooze to the next.
We slept late and were going to miss the train this morning, so we had a quick snoozer before we hit the shower.
Snoozer by WordSwain July 27, 2010
A person who sleeps and sometimes snores during any give time or period.. randomly.
M: Ey, are you still there?
C: zzzzz..
M: Stop being such a snoozer and wake up.
Snoozer by mStills April 3, 2009
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