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1. When someone is masturbating and either an awful sound, smell, thought or sight suddenly disturbs the person, thus ending the masturbation process abruptly.
2. Whenever a masturbating session is disturbed.
2. Whenever a masturbating session is disturbed.
A. Ray was masturbating when he unexpectedly thought about his neighbor's grandmother and completely lost his hard-on. It was masturbing.
B. Ray was masturbating in his car and, unexpectedly, his neighbor caught him. It was too masturbing for Ray to go on.
C. Ray was masturbating on the toilet when he unexpectedly heard his neighbor screaming in his sleep from night terrors. Ray was somewhat masturbed by this.
D. Ray was masturbating to online porn when, unexpectedly, he discovered his neighbor was watching him from the living room window again. Very masturbing.
B. Ray was masturbating in his car and, unexpectedly, his neighbor caught him. It was too masturbing for Ray to go on.
C. Ray was masturbating on the toilet when he unexpectedly heard his neighbor screaming in his sleep from night terrors. Ray was somewhat masturbed by this.
D. Ray was masturbating to online porn when, unexpectedly, he discovered his neighbor was watching him from the living room window again. Very masturbing.
by PDXJohnny99 April 18, 2013
Get the masturbing mug.Nickname for 'Game of Thrones' fans, an HBO show based on the epic fantasy A Song of Ice and Fire by George R.R. Martin.
I never in the world thought I would ever watch a Game of Thrones episode. But I did... and now I've been hooked for two years. Its like smoking a Middle Earth crackpipe! I'm so addicted to this show... I can now say I am a true Throne-ite!
by PDXJohnny99 April 14, 2013
Get the Throne-ite mug.An intervention by family and friends with the intent of reaching out emotionally to a troubled individual, but it goes terribly wrong and ends up in possible arguments, anger, vulgarities, screaming, fist-fights, and visits to the nearest emergency room.
Uncle Bobby's intervention didn't go well this morning. We started with a prayer and it turned out he was on PCP and punched Aunt Angie in the face and kicked his buddy Mike in the groin. Then he grabbed their dog Ladie and dropkicked it across the living room. It turned out to be a fucking aggrovention.
by PDXJohnny99 April 14, 2013
Get the aggrovention mug.Those who write, scribble, and draw in the sand, on a beach. Derived from the term 'tagging' in the graffiti/street art community.
Bowlie loved the shore. He was a sand tagger. Every time he took a trip to the beach he would jot down his name with a stick or even his foot...
Sometimes small children would scribble his tags away and draw turds and stickmen and such. Angry teenagers would walk by and destroy the tags because they were spiteful. Sometimes God would intervene with wind or tides as well.
Bowlie felt he lost all 'beach cred' and took this as a sign and gave up sand tagging. He became a male prostitute.
Sometimes small children would scribble his tags away and draw turds and stickmen and such. Angry teenagers would walk by and destroy the tags because they were spiteful. Sometimes God would intervene with wind or tides as well.
Bowlie felt he lost all 'beach cred' and took this as a sign and gave up sand tagging. He became a male prostitute.
by PDXJohnny99 April 23, 2013
Get the sand tagger mug.Whenever someone eats any kind of sandwhich of burger on a sesame seed bun, and once finished proceeds to pick and eat the leftover sesame seeds off the plate or wrapper.
Dawn: Okay... are you done with you're roast beef sandwhiches? Let's go.
Smitty: No way. Sesame standoff.
Dawn: For real? You embarass the shit out of me when you do this!
Smitty then starts picking every sesame seed off the wrappers.
Dawn: I'm never eating out with you again, dad.
Smitty: No way. Sesame standoff.
Dawn: For real? You embarass the shit out of me when you do this!
Smitty then starts picking every sesame seed off the wrappers.
Dawn: I'm never eating out with you again, dad.
by PDXJohnny99 April 16, 2013
Get the Sesame Standoff mug.When people don't want to address, debate or offer solutions about the growing issue of the homeless in America.
Wordplay derived from "The elephant in the room" phrase: important issues or subject matter that people tend not to want to discuss, thus overlooking the isuue.
Redlight is a reference to a traffic light; homeless often stand at traffic lights to aquire money from passing drivers.
Wordplay derived from "The elephant in the room" phrase: important issues or subject matter that people tend not to want to discuss, thus overlooking the isuue.
Redlight is a reference to a traffic light; homeless often stand at traffic lights to aquire money from passing drivers.
Michelle was driving home from work and saw a man with a cardboard sign at the taffic light on the corner of Cornell. The Redlight Elephant struck, she wanted to help but drove right by the man.
Jen and Mike were approached by three homeless coming out of the bookstore. They didn't hesitate to walk past without making eye contact. Neither addressed the Redlight Elephant on their walk to the car.
Jen and Mike were approached by three homeless coming out of the bookstore. They didn't hesitate to walk past without making eye contact. Neither addressed the Redlight Elephant on their walk to the car.
by PDXJohnny99 May 10, 2013
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Ralph: Not again. If you vomit on my airbrushed Supertramp couch cover again I'm really-
Jodi: RRRRAAAWWWLLLLLFFFFF!!
Ralph: Not again. If you vomit on my airbrushed Supertramp couch cover again I'm really-
Jodi: RRRRAAAWWWLLLLLFFFFF!!
by PDXJohnny99 April 12, 2013
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