Snoozer

A perfectly timed sexual experience that occurs during the interval between one buzz of the alarm clock snooze to the next.

We slept late and were going to miss the train this morning, so we had a quick snoozer before we hit the shower.

by WordSwain July 27, 2010

Snoozer

A person who sleeps and sometimes snores during any give time or period.. randomly.

M: Ey, are you still there?
C: zzzzz..
M: Stop being such a snoozer and wake up.

by mStills November 24, 2008

Snoozer

A girl that will meet you for drinks/dinner...Take you home...And not have sex with you. This can actually happen up to 3 times before this "Snoozer" will participate in the act of love making. A male "Snoozer" who brings girls home to just sleep is more commonly known as a homosexual.

"...You can stay at my place....I mean....Not in a sexual way or anything..."

Quote from Kalin H - Serial Snoozer

by Dan IV III November 06, 2007

Snoozer

When you hit snooze so many times on your alarm you end up being late

"Hey man, sorry I'm late, I was being a total snoozer"

by Trkoiz August 27, 2015

Snoozer

A guy who is clearly lost fam, sleepwalking DICKHEAD. Stay in your lane, keep sleeping.

Ike: "i get bitches."

sonny: "your a snoozer fam."

Henry: "what a snoozer."

by masculineFemdawg December 10, 2021

Snoozer

In football. When a match between two sides has a tendency to send its audience to sleep. The game is likely to be of a boring nature.

Boy oh boy, Mourinho is such a bore. What a snoozer this is.

Surely someone will do something soon, this match is a snoozer.

Shall we put the darts on? This is a snoozer.

I’d rather watch the bees, the el clásico will be a snoozer I reckon.

by Bitter Bee January 28, 2021

Snoozer

A sleepy cat

Cat: sleepy
Me: "Da big squish is being a big snoozer today"

by moosetwin July 27, 2023