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Old Snoop Dogg

The term originates from a relatively obscure image of the rapper Snoop Dogg in which he has been edited to appear older. Text on the image labels him to be "Snold".

"Snold" is a mixture of the words "Snoop" and "Old".
"Have you seen that picture of Snold?"

"Man, Snoop Dogg doesn't age! He'll never get Snold."
Snold by wowthatsnailisfast June 9, 2020
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Snowdeath 

The gross overreaction of the media and segments of the general public to an extremely low amount of predicted snowfall (or flurries). This overreaction tends to dull otherwise competant people into making foolish decisions.
People clearing the shelves of perishable food (not canned food) when there is a potential of a Snowdeath. However, if a storm did occur, the food could go bad due to a loss of power.

The media running crawls of the Snowdeath on the bottom of the television screen and well as breaking into broadcasting when snow does actually fall. The media also sends TEAMS of reporters to cover flurries falling throughout a fifteen county area, just to be SURE we are SAFE.

An Emergency Manager sounding the tornado siren to warn of impending doom, er, Snowdeath (flurries).
Snowdeath by GeorgiaBoy March 6, 2013
scolded to be reprimanded for doing wrong or perceived to have done wrong
my teacher scolded me in front the whole class for getting a math question wrong what an embarrassing moment that was
scolded by bluebear December 21, 2020
Flynn Rider's secret weapon, invented and demonstrated by him in Tangled, it is the channeling of one's charm through one's eyes to melt female hearts. A mandatory weapon in a charmer's arsenal.
Smolder by MartianHorse September 4, 2013

May Swine Smolder 

An epic pig roast occurring annually in May. In order for a proper swine smolder, said pig must weigh in excess of 100 lbs (45.36 kg) and be outrageously expensive. Also, in order to be official, said event must be announced daily beginning on April 7th of the given year. In addition, if one is invited to a May Swine Smolder and declines the invitation, that person is an ultimate schmeeb.
The epicness of this year's May Swine Smolder can't be matched.
Her shit was snouder thsn febreeze
snouder by Stonerthoughts October 3, 2019