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Scolded Beaver

A burnt pussy.

They say that once in a mans life he will encounter a scolded beaver. The question is then what to do with it?
Guy 1: That guy kayne is eating a scolded beaver.
Guy 2 (Milo): Looks like he is enjoying it too.

Guy 1: Man that that tegan chick has an extremely scolded beaver.
Scolded Beaver by percypanda May 17, 2011

Scalded Ape 

a) when a ape is scalded with anything that scalds, it is reported that they have unimaginable speed as they run.
b) often refered to cars or motorcyles with an overly large amount of Horse Power and are able to accelerate quickly and achieve high speeds.
c) when describing someone that either 1. runs very quickly to avoid danger 2. just runs quickly or 3. anything fast
The robber entered the convenince store and pulled out a large caliber handgun. My friend Jason, seeing the gun, ran out the back door like a Scalded Ape.
Scalded Ape by yellowjacket_34 October 21, 2008

faster than a scalded dog

This idiomatic expression can describe any kind of movement, but is especially linked to running. A scalded dog would be moving as quickly as it was capable of doing, and it would be motivated by pain and fear - that combination makes for some serious speed.
When the bandit saw the police coming, he ran faster than a scalded dog.
Domination of one person/party over another in competition.
"Who won the game last night"? "Pfft... the Pacers got smolded man...they couldn't do anything".
Smolded by Eselle May 23, 2009

scalded dog 

One who runs away like a coward. A JRism.
JR: "Triple H is running like a scalded dog from Kane!"
JR: "Batista is running like a scalded dog from good workrate!"
JR: "Orton is running like a scalded dog from charisma!"
JR: "Shawn Michaels is running like a scalded dog from jobbing!"
JR: "La Resistance is running like a scalded dog from personality!"
JR: "Paul Heyman is running like a scalded dog from all of the bounced checks! Bingo hall! Bingo hall!"
JR: "Kevin Nash tries to run like a scalded dog but tears a quad in the process, bah gawd!"
JR: "Jake Roberts tries to run like a scalded dog from heroin! Wait, he is running back to it, BAH GAWD!"
scalded dog by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004

Like a Scalded Dog 

Quickly and in fear.
When Davey Boy bgot mad and brought out the shotgun, Timmy ran away like a scalded dog.
Like a Scalded Dog by Rodney Basil September 8, 2004