Snowdeath 

The gross overreaction of the media and segments of the general public to an extremely low amount of predicted snowfall (or flurries). This overreaction tends to dull otherwise competant people into making foolish decisions.

People clearing the shelves of perishable food (not canned food) when there is a potential of a Snowdeath. However, if a storm did occur, the food could go bad due to a loss of power.

The media running crawls of the Snowdeath on the bottom of the television screen and well as breaking into broadcasting when snow does actually fall. The media also sends TEAMS of reporters to cover flurries falling throughout a fifteen county area, just to be SURE we are SAFE.

An Emergency Manager sounding the tornado siren to warn of impending doom, er, Snowdeath (flurries).

Snowdeath by GeorgiaBoy March 6, 2013

snowdat 

when you see an attractive Caucasian female or a snow bunny, you would respond by yelling snow dat

Jordan: You see that white girl
Peedi: SNOWDAT!

snowdat by jaymeekz July 2, 2011

snowdecaheadron 

A snowball that doesnt look like a circle and has sides.

Its a snowball. Actually, it's a snowdecaheadron.

snowdecaheadron by CATCAT11 August 18, 2018

Snowpathy 

Having sympathy or feeling bad for someone because they have to deal with adverse conditions caused by snow.

Eric, that’s one inch of snow, you aren’t getting any snowpathy from me; get to work.

Snowpathy by I've got nothing January 13, 2019

Snowfather 

The white man that always has white girls leave him and they end up marrying and having children with black men.

Man. Jim is the snowfather to Jean and Dawns kids. He dated each for 3 years and after they broke up they married black men.

Snowfather by Michael 'Heavy G' Widorski June 17, 2020

Snowmeat 

A large hunk of snow that’s good for throwing or making snowmen.

Hey guys there’s a great piece of snowmeat on my car: grab it!

Snowmeat by Thelwoods January 23, 2022

Snowbather 

a slang that’s racist toward’s Norwegians, typically used around blondes it’s safe to say this is kinda iffy

Random racist-OMG he’s such a snowbather
Norwegian-😑

Snowbather by 10beowulf01 May 29, 2022