Snachkins 

A napkin for your vaginal area after intercourse.

Also used to clean adult toys.

Hand me a snachkins please? We sure made a mess down there.

Snachkins by TromavilleNJ July 13, 2014

slacking snacking 

Eating while procrastinating, or eating for the purpose of procrastination.
Someone slacking snacking may or may not actually be hungry.

My mom ate a sandwich, made brownies, and now's she's eating the leftover pizza... she's totally slacking snacking so she doesn't have to do her work.

slacking snacking by Beau Soir October 25, 2010

bobo snatchins 

Magical pussy

That girl used her bobo snatchins on me and I totally lost my load.

bobo snatchins by Boocifer July 29, 2017

Snarkinson's Disease

A common neurologic disease caused by uncontrollable bouts of snarkiness, a combination of sarcasm, snottiness and cynicism. Signs of the disease include sarasctic comments, witty quips, and rude comebacks.

Jamie's rude comments and snotty remarks in the meeting lead me to believe she may be suffering from Snarkinson's disease.

Snarkinson's Disease by The Devil's Gazette December 3, 2009

Crap Snacking 

The ack of eating crap in small portions. Usually performed by dogs.

Damn it! my Lie-brador retriever is crap snacking again on the chicken shit in the yard.

Crap Snacking by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008

Snackism

-n

1. The theory or religious standing (in some countries there are extremist cults whom teach this doctrine) which states that all problems in life may be solved with the consumption of snacks.

2. The process or state of snacking or of partaking in the consumption of snacks. Most commonly, an obsession thereof.

3. It is important to note that the movement first gained most of its momentum when the American food company Frito-Lay (a division of PepsiCo, Inc.) created its most famous brand of tortilla chips, Dorito's in 1964.

See also -ity, -ation

"Religious preference?", asked the Corrections Officer.

"Snackism", replied the rather stout inmate who had a large smile on his face. The Officer looked up and could tell immediately this inmate was going to be transferred to another facility, one which would be more "Snackist" friendly. The inmates there would be allowed to consume as many individually wrapped, cream filled, and sugar coated sweets they pleased.

"We've got another one!" The Officer said angrily to another Officer as they loaded up a bus of other fellow "Snackists" to be transported to the other facility.

Snackism by Ohjollyme January 18, 2011

Cradle Snacking 

Variant on the common term ‘cradle snatching’ for someone who is sweet on a much younger honey. If you are not in it for the long haul but simply want to sample the youth for a short while, you are ‘cradle snacking’.

Don't worry, I'm only cradle snacking

Cradle Snacking by bonesofthewhitegoods July 7, 2010