1. v. - the
act of harassing a driver, from the passenger seat, into attempting to fit his car into a space that is too
small.
2. v. - ridiculing a driver, from the passenger seat, during the act of parallel
parking.
1. Passenger: "Whoa, you banged that fender pretty
hard."
Driver: "
Well, I didn't think I would fit here until all your parallel snarking about how easy it would be to pull in."
2. Passenger: "Dude, how many times are you going to back up and
pull forward until you stick the landing?
Driver: "Hey, I can't concentrate on what I'm doing if you're sitting there parallel snarking."