Dorito

When someone's processor chip on their computer might as well be a dorito.
Wtf is taking this guy so long to load?

-Must have a dorito.
by Pizard April 15, 2011
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Funny shaped, orange and gets passed around at parties. A girl of limited height, looks and morals. A little like a slutty oompa loopa.Will latch onto any guy that gives her attention, even if she is already with someone. Or they are married. After engaging in sexual congress with her guys will often deny any contact due to embarrassment.
"I see that Dorito is dripping all over ****** tonight" "Yeah, he'll be denying that on Monday!"
by emerson parker October 26, 2016
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A girl with a fake tan/lots of makeup that if touched would leave you hand orange like after eating Doritos.
"Check out that Dorito over there. Either she fell asleep in the tanning bed or her dad is an Umpa-Lumpa."
by bearcats915 October 18, 2011
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A Wankel engine, also known as a rotary engine, is a type of internal combustion engine that is frequently associated with Mazda's RX line of vehicles. It operates on a unique rotary design, utilizing a triangular rotor that rotates within a housing, rather than the conventional piston-cylinder arrangement found in most engines. This engine is well known for revving at high RPMs, having terrible fuel economy, and spontaneously blowing up.
Oh hey, my dorito blew up yesterday.
by piguydev July 25, 2023
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The mighty dorito god, who holds all the dead MLG memes and keeps them alive for moments on end. Is used for needed daily intake of MLG.
by Edgy child December 08, 2017
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A girl who literally look like a Dorito chip from wearing to much makeup when its all caked on.
She is SUCH a dorito!
I know! Look at all her makeup, its totally disgusting.
by DoritoHater February 17, 2011
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To be cheesy. Someone who is being cheesy at the momment is being Dorito. Dorito came from cheesy a Dorito is cheesy therefore someone acting Dorito is cheezy.
"You that was Dorito as hell cuz"
by Victor Carvajal November 21, 2006
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