Slurth 

hideous disgusting creature that can plague your family into becoming a slurth

Kelly: ew did you see that slurth
Marlena: you know it we should probaly go kill it
Kelly: that is for sure

Slurth by KoKalzone September 20, 2009

Slurth 

Noun
1. The worst thing in the world. The worst thing that you can ever call anyone ever.

2. A hideous and ugly beast creature that will plague your family for 3 centuries.

3. 65 steps up from snark and 117 steps up from sloth in terribleness.

*Warning if you are a slurth the world wants to kill you, so carefully guard your body from it. You should probably just crawl into a cave for enternity.*

Henry: "That girl is such a slurth."
Susan: "Yeah I know."
Henry: "We should probably kill her."
Susan: "How is Thursday for you?"

Slurth by KOKalzone September 13, 2009

slurth 

1. Brittney's father(really hot mom!!!)
2. Matthew's father
3. Alex's father
4. Probably the most awesome baseball player in the history of planet earth (approx. 60 billion years and who knows how many friggin people).
5. The bitchinest assed muthafucka alive
6. Also known as "Seth" (see seth, all def. except #10 and beyond invariably apply{unless they change that shit})

1-3. Hi Daddy!!!
4. Slurth drops bombs like a B-52.
5. Hey Slurth!!! I heard you did my mom!!! That is sweet!!! (only applies to mothers who are relativley hot{7-10 on 10 point scale})
6. Seth and Slurth are one and the same.

slurth by The Old Man (Slurth) March 15, 2005

Sluther 

When the buscuit in the KFC $5 fill up deal is covered in grease, it is sluthered.

Joe: hey man is that the KFC $5 fill up?
Jim: yea dude this buscuit is extra sluthered

Sluther by Nicwilson November 15, 2016

Smurth 

An act of having non-consensual sexual relations with your uncles cars exhaust.

Uncle Bob: Yo what's little Jimmy doing over there behind my car aye!?
Aunt Mary: Stop it Bob! It's every kid dream to smurth a station wagon, just let it happen.

Smurth by BooseOfTheNorthenStar July 25, 2018

Slurshed

An adjective describing the state of inebriation that a person is or is going to be.

Exemplars:
"Hey bro what's good for tonight?"

"Idk yet but we're definitely getting slurshed right?"

"Swick"
"damn dude I'm so slurshed right now"

Slurshed by Mackswell leavey July 10, 2017

surthrival 

A portmanteau of "survival" and "thriving." Just making ends meet, yet flourishing as a person. Finding time for growth under harrowing circumstances. Meeting life's most unwelcome challenges with gusto, and even panache. Existential heroism.

Kira's 2020 surthrival has been impressive. While the rest of us fatted ourselves on delivery, booze, and Netflix, she quit smoking and drinking and got her own place!

surthrival by fdj383fj December 8, 2020