smarthead 

(n) Used to refer to a person possessing great intellectual capacity. Often abbreviated x-d:-). Opposite of stupidhead.

Maureen, you're a smarthead! And you're hot!

smarthead by Ballface September 2, 2004

smackhead grey 

this is a colour to describe the grey garments worn by the generic lower class delinquent chav and NPC across the entirety of the UK.

the worst items of clothing to be this colour are: joggers, leggings, and hoodies.

if you encounter someone wearing smackhead grey joggers / leggings, let it be known that this person is devoid of all personality and probably watches love island regularly.

there are so many people at my college wearing smackhead grey - when will they develop a fashion sense? will they stay wearing 11°, nicce and gymshark?

smackhead grey by lil chigg February 20, 2020

Smartied 

To be smartied is to have the round nub (smartie) on top of your baseball hat jammed down onto the top of your head by some loathesome person.

Jim *rubbing the top of his head*: That asshat just smartied me.

Smartied by Meighan22 January 30, 2009

Scarhead 

An obsessive fan of the Harry Potter series. Scarheads participate in the "HP" fandom through activities such as writing/reading fan fiction, listening to wizard rock, attending symposiums, etc. Also called Potterheads.

Scarheads have more fun than Parrotheads and Deadheads.

I have been a Scarhead since I was twelve.

Scarhead by queenofwands March 31, 2008

sharthead 

A term used for someone who is beyond stupid and just overall a very "sharty" person.

Rene is such a sharthead everyday, Jesus Christ somebody get this kid some help.

sharthead by swagmaster4realsies September 16, 2017

salthead 

A slur for an ethnic group that does not exist.
A vague term used as a substitute for an actual ethnic slur with the sole purpose of upsetting or confusing the ignorant. Not to be used as a euphemism for a real slur, but simply to confuse those that don't realize that there is no actual ethnicity attached to "salthead."
Although originally coined to provoke overly P.C. hippies, its also fun to say to ignorant rednecks who may think you're actually insulting someone, and will join in.
Just take a cliche racist comment, add "salthead" in place of the slur and voila!

"No daughter of mine is going to marry a no good salthead!"
"Get a job, you lazy salthead!"
"Oh Christ, a family of saltheads just moved next door. There goes the neighborhood."
"Everyone knows that saltheads have {large/small} {body part}s."

salthead by Deehan October 31, 2007

skirthead 

a person who frequently uses methamphetamine

one skirthead says to another skirthead "wanna do some skirt" and the other skirthead says... alright you guys get it.

skirthead by that one skirthead in the example April 11, 2007