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fear of smicks 

The fear of a smick is a sum wee lad hu hinks he is hard as nails n uses these words n phrases very often "liek" n "goin 4 a swal e nite lads" llf
I’ve pure a fear of smicks cuz there just wee shites
fear of smicks by mmcg October 13, 2023

Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks

An old Thai pastime involving at least four participants, two of whom must be male, a few spare chromosomes, and at least two viagra.

First the two males in question must buttfuck the other two participants for an equal, aforementioned period of time, without climaxing. Then, they must pull their shitdicks out and stand helmet to helmet, hands behind their backs, and swordfish the using only their hips, creating a meatsaber duel not unlike Luke vs Vader in Return of the Jedi. Neither can move their feet, or use any part of their body but their Dicks. First to quit, fall to a knee in pain, or breaks formation, loses, and must blow the victor.
If you have never witnesses a game of Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks, no example will do it justice...

slicks on the rear

Verb. A euphemism for sodomy. It can be used to refer to both receptive and penetrative homosexual anal intercourse.
"Careful man, that Boris guy... whispers he slicks on the rear."
slicks on the rear by Duke, PhD December 24, 2022

Tits on Sticks 

What a skinny girl is called with big implants.
Tits on Sticks by Mareelevee December 16, 2008

the sticks 

The place we were headed was out in the sticks, so we didn't expect there to be much else around it.
the sticks by FawazP November 5, 2006

Twenty Stick-Broken-Sticks 

This is simply the year 2014; when viewed from above, the, "4" looks like some broken sticks.
From a BBS about wheelchairs & scooters:

New Year's Day (0-01-14) {or "2014 01 Jan.", or even "Jan. 01, Twenty Stick-Broken-Sticks if you prefer}. Just making my daily check-in from Juneau AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but one bunghole...er...uh...I mean, "I only have a sodding singular update to my website today: it is an update to my Foto(s) del Día" web page with...well, what else could it be?