slickster

a smooth talking operator, hustler ,super salesman, or con artist.

Within minutes of meeting Blythe, The Slickster sweet talked her into letting him fuck her in all three holes and investing all her money.

slickster by NWA10000 March 14, 2015

Slickster

Someone, usually from the suburbs, pretending to be a hipster but is too rich to pull it off. Such people are easily spotted because their "hipster" clothes are from mall stores instead of thrift shops, dumpsters and/or obscure emo band concerts.

Smelda, that slickster, isn't fooling anyone! They sell that shirt at hot topic."

Slickster by niles ward October 5, 2007

Slickster

The king of his and your castle. The man that runs the plans and wraps circles around your best mans. The almighty king of ooh's and aaah's. The master of smooth melodies in a time of need.

Shit man, there goes the Slickster!

Do you know who that is? No. It's the Slickster!

Watch out baby, I'm the Slickster.

Slickster by Senor Chodes January 19, 2005

thomasville slicker 

Thomasville slicker is the act of using oil to lubricate the asshole of your girl. Once the asshole is effectively oiled up you take her to the nearest Thomasville with baseball bat in hand. Bend her over one of the beds in the Thomasville and proceed to buttfuck the shit out of her with a baseball bat until security comes and asks you to leave.

Joe: "Hey boss, how was your weekend?"

Mitch: "It was alright, me and my girl ran a few errands at the outlets. I ended up giving her a Thomasville Slicker though, which was pretty nice."

Joe: "Dope"

thomasville slicker by YungThomas April 19, 2014

slicker than cum on a gold tooth 

The slickest of all road conditions. Approximately five times slicker than snot, four times slicker than snot on a door knob, three times slicker than owl shit, and twice as slick as greased owl shit.

I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.

slicker than cum on a gold tooth by Cannon, Inc. August 3, 2016

Slipster 

A once-reputable hipster who has trouble keeping up with the behaviors and customs of the general hipster crowd.

"Aaron's hair hasn't been very disheveled lately . He's becoming quite the slipster."

"Jason is gaining too much weight. He's went from a 26 to a 28. Can you say slipster?"

Slipster by a real handful January 22, 2009

Slacktern 

An office intern who slacks off all day often times not returning to work after lunch.

Boss J: "Has anybody seen Catherine?"
Boss K: "She went to lunch, but that was 3 hours ago."
Boss J: "She's such a freakin' slacktern!"

Slacktern by Dreamz October 15, 2008