Smarterass
an individual who cleverly uses sarcasm with his superior intellect as a means of answering your stupid question
Smarterass by John the Smarterass April 11, 2012
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Smartass Phone
A smart phone who's autocorrect (spell check) feature will change the intended word typed into a text field (such as text messages or IM) into an unrelated word, throwing off the whole sentence. If left unchecked, a text or other message may cause havoc or very awkward situations. Common occurrence with iPhones, but Android and Blackberry phones may also throw off a letter (EG: fuck becoming duck)
Jasmine: "We should totally get penis today"
Chelsea: "Uhm, eww I don't want penis!"
Jasmine: "Penis? I said pedis, I never said Pen.... Ohhhhh. I hate my iPhone"
Chelsea: "Sureeee, now I know what you really want!"
Jasmine: "It wasn't me Chelsea!! My iPhone is being a smartass phone again"
Chelsea: "Uhm, eww I don't want penis!"
Jasmine: "Penis? I said pedis, I never said Pen.... Ohhhhh. I hate my iPhone"
Chelsea: "Sureeee, now I know what you really want!"
Jasmine: "It wasn't me Chelsea!! My iPhone is being a smartass phone again"
Smartass Phone by 14th Street DC February 20, 2011
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smartassocity
smahrt-as
noun, plural smartassocities.
1. the quality or state of being a smartass
2. a smartass act, thing, or circumstance
3. the state of being any Asian woman named Tammy, Tammi; Tammee (or other variation of this name), early in the morning while most of humanity in the region are still half asleep
4. a word encapsulating the epitome of brevity
5. not believed to exist by the same women whom energetically embody the very essence of the word, whilst what are insanely early hours of the morning
Word Origin and History of smartassocity
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n. 1530s, from Middle French smartásse or directly from the Latin smartassitatem (nominative smartassitas)
perhaps fr Petro Sterling, a 21st century oracle of utopian enchantment
noun, plural smartassocities.
1. the quality or state of being a smartass
2. a smartass act, thing, or circumstance
3. the state of being any Asian woman named Tammy, Tammi; Tammee (or other variation of this name), early in the morning while most of humanity in the region are still half asleep
4. a word encapsulating the epitome of brevity
5. not believed to exist by the same women whom energetically embody the very essence of the word, whilst what are insanely early hours of the morning
Word Origin and History of smartassocity
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n. 1530s, from Middle French smartásse or directly from the Latin smartassitatem (nominative smartassitas)
perhaps fr Petro Sterling, a 21st century oracle of utopian enchantment
smartassocity by Oxford Angstologic April 11, 2015
Smartassity
Smartassity by CreatorofMind October 3, 2019
smartassery
smartassery by Dtcamero May 16, 2005
Smartasstic
Smartasstic by Mandyleh September 8, 2005
smartass money
Hey dude check out my 1955 offset penny! It's worth 50 bucks!
Get your fucking smartass money away from me!
Get your fucking smartass money away from me!
smartass money by Gamerguy406 June 8, 2007
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