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Smartassical 

The action of, or the relation to smartassery/smartass behavior
dude1: i hate smartasses.
dude2: you could say you hate smartassical people.
dude1: i hate you.
Smartassical by Funxey August 10, 2024

shartastical 

Something so amazing and fantastic it forces a shart between your hairy, nasty ass butt-cheeks
Bill: dude did you see that guy wreck his car?

Jason: yea man that shit was SHARTASTICAL
shartastical by guns4days_308 November 25, 2013

smartasstical 

Yeah so if you have a sense of humor thats like sarcastic and you like bein a smartass you probably have this smartasstical sense of humor most people don't get. THe bitches.
Those dumb kids don't understand mah smartasstical sense of humor.
smartasstical by J April 20, 2004

sartastical 

A humorous and perfectly cromulent portmanteau of "sarcastic" and "fantastical." That which is sartastical is fantastically sarcastic, or indicative of extravagantly fanciful sarcasm.
Person A: "Problematical is a perfectly cromulent word."
Person B: "It embiggens even the poorest writers among us."
Person C: "That's ironical, isn't it?"
Person D: "Actually, that's sartastical."
sartastical by Ed Hominem November 14, 2009

smartassically

Having done something with the values of a smartass.
Adj./Adv.
Example:
Guy: I told her she was pretty. Smartassically at that.

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Smartassia 

A newly discovered disease through discussion with fellow homosapians. It is only diagnosed upon self examination with agreement by colleagues or friends. It is the disease of the uncontrollable sense of being a smart ass. This disease is defined by the fact one cannot control the urges to act like a smart ass.
I made an abrupt comment similar to someone being a smart ass and I could not resist or stop myself. All of my life I have been called smart ass and smart alik. Upon self examination I realized I have been doing this for years and most likely suffering from smartassia. was also confirmed from my family smart ass who also suffers from this unlikely disease.
Smartassia by brandaz888 June 6, 2013