You are a total smartass, the definition of a smartass, and you use it as your first language. You speak nothing but smartassism and you are not sorry about it. People don’t get it, but it is a way of life for people who are amazing at being a smartass.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."