You are a total smartass, the definition of a smartass, and you use it as your first language. You speak nothing but smartassism and you are not sorry about it. People don’t get it, but it is a way of life for people who are amazing at being a smartass.

He’s using his smartassism again

Smartassism by SKYEBABY98 December 1, 2019

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smartassism

acting smart or pretending to be knowing all even though one is is full of shit basically a pretensions smart ass.

She displays smartassism

smartassism by reelname July 11, 2023

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Smartassity

The level of how much smartass you can be.

Oh shit! There goes Julie's Smartassity taking on a new form.

Smartassity by CreatorofMind October 3, 2019

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Smartassm

the use of sarcasm when others fail to recognize its use. The most obvious form of sarcasm one may use before turning their back on someone.

Susan didn't quite understand that I couldn't care less about about her new job, but my smartassm was lost on her.

Smartassm by Doctor Drew February 28, 2010

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smartassish

to be a smartass. to say something to someone that would come across as you looking like a smartass. another term is sasspot.

dad: son come get some dinner
son: why dont you bring it up to me!
dad: *mumbles* wow your being so smartassish

smartassish by shaneisCHAOS April 3, 2008

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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